A Day In The Life of a Complete Nutter

So today I realised that I'm like really weird and yes tell me something I don't know but hey-ho I shall proceed to tell you how in note form:

1. I told two (in my opinion) hilarious jokes and burst out into laughter before I had even finished saying them.
2. I walked (practically danced) the dog around the park whilst listening to Vampire Weekend which, obviously  made me really happy and so I was kind of jumping and prancing around not caring about any onlookers. 
3. I let the cats go for a run around in the garden and I went out to check on them but instead found myself holding one of the cats in the air and singing my heart out to Two Door Cinema Club while running from one end of the garden to the other.
4. And finally, instead of vacuuming, I spent 90% of the time running, jumping, dancing and singing enthusiastically to my iTunes library and now I'm really worn out and tired.

The other day I also got extremely overexcited just because I went on a swing for the first time in ages.

I'm such a child.

And that folks, is why I'm single with no social life.

Tune in next time for more on my extremely weird, awfully boring but spontaneous life.

So Long. X